Chronicles of Cosmic Nonsense

Absurdist Sci-Fi Comedy

The universe is vast, ancient, and largely indifferent to your problems. It is also, it turns out, spectacularly stupid.

Chronicles of Cosmic Nonsense is a series of short story collections set at the outer edges of known space, common sense, and authorial responsibility. Here you will find: a bureaucrat tasked with filing paperwork for the heat death of the universe; an alien diplomatic delegation that misunderstands the function of a vending machine with catastrophic consequences; a time traveller who arrives precisely on schedule but to the wrong Tuesday; and a sentient black hole that has developed, against all known physics, strong opinions about soup.

These are not stories that ask what it means to be human. They already know. It means making the same avoidable mistakes at an impressive variety of altitudes.

Written for readers who believe that the best comedy and the best science fiction share the same engine — a refusal to accept that the world, or the galaxy, makes as much sense as it pretends to.

For readers of Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, and anyone who has ever read a physics paper and suspected the universe is having them on.

📚 Books in the series:

  1. Chronicles of Cosmic Nonsense
  2. Chronicles of Cosmic Nonsense 2: Hilarious Sci-Fi Stories
  3. Chronicles of Cosmic Nonsense 3: Absurd Tales from the Edge of Sanity

Chronicles of Cosmic Nonsense

6 Hilarious Sci-Fi Stories

Reality is broken. The conspiracy hotline is on hold. And someone just gave a cactus a podcast.

Welcome to Chronicles of Cosmic Nonsense, your gateway to a hilarious and increasingly unhinged science fiction satire where nothing makes sense—and that’s exactly the point.

Meet Randy Bottles, a delusional tour operator offering flat-earth cruises in...

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Chronicles of Cosmic Nonsense -2 : Hilarious Sci-Fi Stories

What if a black hole became an art critic? Or an asteroid wrote steamy romance novels?

Welcome to Further Chronicles of Cosmic Nonsense—a hilariously absurd, wildly imaginative sci-fi comedy that takes you on a laugh-out-loud journey through the most illogical corners of the universe.

This genre-bending collection of short stories explores...

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Chronicles of Cosmic Nonsense : 3

Absurd Tales from the Edge of Sanity
Book #3 from the series: Chronicles of Cosmic Nonsense

What happens when socks rebel, toasters sue their owners, and the universe answers its own hotline?

Welcome to Cosmic Nonsense 3: Absurd Tales from the Edge of Sanity—the third collection in the laugh-out-loud series that blends surreal humor, cosmic absurdity, and everyday chaos into stories so ridiculous, you’ll wonder why reality bothers...

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